Mmm the simple life. Two flavors creating a mouth bursting cream level of delicious. All for your mind and body pleasure. There are times in our mouth lives where we just know two tastes were meant to come together. I was scrampering around in the fridge looking for food I wouldn’t feel the need to photograph. Food I could simply eat in secret. I grabbed two random things meant to just be consumed, enjoyed, and walked away from. Food far too simple to blog about. Then together they entered me and I knew they had to be shared.
P.S. These would make great party snacks.
I meant to remove them from the sticks. To save some for later. They are saved now…just inside me. It turns out the glass was very useful for seed storage.
Disclaimer: Unless you find humanely raised goat cheese dairy is not paleo. Here is a great article on it.
Macros per stick: Calories: 30.8g Fat: 2g, Sodium: 35.5mg, Potassium: 20.3mg, Total Carb: 1.4g, Net carb: 1.2 g, Protein: 1.8g
Sometimes elegant simplicity is all that we want inside us. We don’t want to slave away for hours just to get one tiny mouthgasm. What we want is to lovingly create mouthbliss with a few strokes of a knife into some radishes and a squeeze of juice on the top. Lemon juice with pepper and salt to bring it all together. Then we add the final white layer of cheese and put in a martini class to be very, very fancy. We then consume for mind shattering lifts.
This is another taste your brain most likely doesn’t know. It will be alright my lovers because we are going to give you familiar ingredients to pair the bitter with. What raw ingredients give your mind is a bright bliss flavor that does not compare to cooked food. I still love cooked food and still fear sauntering into a full on raw diet, at least for a while. Each time I get over bitter though, and embrace raw foods, my mind and body are never disappointed.
It was a very groggy mind day when I decided to put this inside me and oh did it brighten my sprog right up. Seriously though, it cleared me right out and the day was just a bright bliss of mind control.
The whole tini is rich in Vitamin C with moments of Vitamin A, E, calcium, folate and iron. All ready to connect you to life.
What you will need:
One watermelon radish chopped into bite sized pieces
Half a cup of feta or goat cheese (I recommend feta but goat gives a more creamy mouth time)
Half a teaspoon of salt
The juice of one lemon (yes the whole thing. You want that full flavor)
1/4 a teaspoon of pepper
Tablespoon of oil (optional, to drink from the bottom once the salad flavors leak in, but it doesn’t stick to the radishes)
Combine the above and place into a martini. Then put in a bowl because you have to stab it pretty hard.
Macros: Calories: 192.3g Fat: 18g, Total Carbs: 4g, Net Carbs: 2g, Protein: 6g
Disclaimer: Unless you find humanely raised cheese dairy is not paleo. Here is a great article on it.
Oh the beautiful beautiful egg. Somehow even it was demonized in the so called health movement of America. We tossed it in the trash we did. Just the yellow though, we kept the white. Sigh. We are so racist.
Eggs hold a vital nutrient for your sprog. B12 is essential for brain functioning and boosts cognition as well as memory. We want as many of these things inside us as possible.
Now broccoli is another gorgeous story for our bodies and minds. Have you heard about the recent scare of not getting enough vitamin D in our days? Apparently we are not out in the sun enough. This deficiency can lead to depression.
On the days I felt moped out I would just go sit clothless in the sun and soak it in. After about thirty minutes there was definitely more sprite to my thoughts. Broccoli is soaked in vitamin D and completely ready for you. In a super simple recipe no less. If you have a mini casserole dish.
First of all you’ll need to bake some eggs. If you go ahead and bake twelve as well as get a large hunk of broccoli you can have lunch for a week. Your body gets to learn and adapt to those nutrients to the point they will taste like creamy crunchy heaven. That’s what happened for me at least.
Baking eggs might sound new to you. Alton Brown lays it all out for you and I have the link ready for you in the recipe below. It makes a creamy egg and you can cook so many at once. It’s the only method I use now.
A time ago I learned how to make nut butters. This was life changing empowerment for my mouth. I started with some almond butter with Sonia as my nutty butter guide. Then she showed me how to turn hazelnuts smooth as well. Finally it was time to spread my human arms and make a nut butter that the Internet barely knows. The Brazilian. If we love the wax we must as well take on the butter. You could even have it as an after wax cocktail treat.
Brazilian nuts are definitely a mind treat as they contain copper as well as manganese. Both of these, if added to your brain too much, can lead to issues. Deficiencies are actually rare unless you;re nutrient deprived. If you’re with me in America then I’m sorry to tell you but you might just be nutrient deprived. It’s okay though. You can get nutrients from food. Even the food below.
Manganese is linked to memory and deprivation in it can lead to severe memory loss. With it though, we can create memory machines. Copper is known as a brain food and stimulates the brain all over. Hello life connections.
To just bliss your mind even more they contain magnesium. Magnesium is vital to human functioning and most Americans are deficient in it. This can lead to anxiety as well as sleep issues. Due to the way magnesium binds to phosphates in soda you can be nulling the magnesium you do consume by drinking soda and flushing it out of your system. Read more on it here if your mind desires.
Now this is probably a nut your mouth doesn’t know. Because of that it is scared and might make you think it bitter or odd. So first of all take one of those raw nuts and just pop it right in your mouth.
Then you’ll probably want to chew and consume.
Next you’ll want to put all your ingredients onto a fancy cutting board: A tablespoon of oil (coconut, walnut, pistachio or olive if you have no other choice), 1/2 a teaspoon of salt, 1 vanilla bean and 3 cups of Brazilian nuts.
Then you’ll want to go ahead and toast those nuts for about three minutes over medium high heat until you can smell their aroma release.
Then you’ll go ahead and process them. You could also shake off the skin like Sonia does with hazelnuts, but I didn’t feel like doing that.
This can be a bit time intensive, especially if you are using a hand processor. I finally splurged and got a Hamilton Beach one with scrapy sides. I only used the 1 power setting though to see how long it would take at a weaker setting.
Usually nut butters can take ages but this nut is just meant to be buttered. Six minutes and it’s delightfully creamy.
My mouth was still a bit confused at the taste and although it has delightful earthy textures I wanted to add some magnesium and iron so I added two teaspoons of cocoa powder. It brought out some deep earth tones so I highly recommend it. You could even do it at the beginning.
Then you make a cocktail out of it. Because nut butter cocktails are the only morning cocktails allowed. Until I return to Key West. While there I did learn not to have coffee and rum together at 10 AM though.
Then I suppose you could spoon it into a jar. This is how full it gets if you sacrifice about a teaspoon to the counter and a half of one to the floor.
3 Cups of Brazilian Nuts
1 Vanilla Bean Scraped Out (optional)
T Oil (coconut, pistachio, walnut, EVOO)
1/2 Teaspoon Salt
2 Teaspoons Cocoa Powder (optional)
Add all of the above to a food processor and process for six minutes. Pour into jar and enjoy life
These are actually incredibly low carb at 6 net carbs per cup =D
Fat: 560.8g Total Carb: 86.4 g Net Carbs: 28.8 Protein 115.2 g
I’m Ainsley and I’ve been following a primal/keto diet for about a year now. At first it was just to try it but I got addicted to not being addicted to food. Food would taste bland when I was full and delicious when I wasn’t. My body communicated with me. I also deal with a few mental disorders that I’ve found to be controlled and even leave when I stick to the primal lifestyle that return when I cheat.
A few weeks ago I cheated and this was the salad that brought me out of it with the most blissful of mind tingles.
Dandelion and Lemon Cherry Salad
1 Cup Dandelion Greens
Juice of Half a Lemon
Cracking Swirl of Pepper
4 Cherries Carved into Pieces
T Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Turn the above into a salad.
Recipe Macros: Total Carbs: 10.2 G, Net Carbs: 7.4 Protein: 1 G, Fat: 28 G