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Kiwi Chia Jam

The kiwi is a high fiber fruit. It even comes into your mouth at only 8 carbs per whole fruit. If you are staying under 20 that is a lot, I understand. It is a mere 1.2 net carbs per tablespoon though. If you are in maintenance or just doing the paleo game then welcome to my mouthgasms.

Every time I search what is healthy about a fruit or veggie the top search is always ‘ Item you Searched: Healthiest Food in the World” .  

Le sigh. Almost everything on this earth probably has some nutrition in it. The main issue is whether or not the human body can actually utilize those nutrients. This is why bread and grains just don’t go inside of us. They have tons of nutrition in various ways I’m sure, but we can’t absorb most of them. Also those FODMAPS are not human friendly.

If you have some time later please research this and come tell me what you find. The food our bodies absorb most tend to be vegetables, meats, and fruits. Dairy is a debate, nuts need to be soaked and grains got corrupted but seem to have once worked. Honestly it is a mind scourgy of caring and keeping up with it all. The thing is I feel so blissed out body and mind wise all day. The control I feel is barely believed due to the years I spent feeling out of control of my own mind and exercising the moment I saw any tummy fat.

The main thing you can do though is start to make things for yourself. That way you know exactly what is in it. 

The jams you get at stores tend to have preservatives and are hugged deeply by sugar. I actually have a hypothesis on why sugar does not work too well for us. The already known information is that sugar triggers our bodies into hibernation mode and causes us to store fat in preparation. This is also why you get ravenous and need more, despite if you’re fat or not. Your body is literally telling you to go find more sugar now in order to fatten you up. Remember the gingerbread house story?

So how does this affect the mind?

What if this also puts your mind into the present tense? What if this makes your connections latch onto the idea of the now, of the getting the food and storing it up? What if this causes you to stay in the same connections/thoughts to the point it is hard to have future thoughts or perception? It also makes us hyper. What if that is the body exerting tons of energy out to go and get that sugar? Waste energy now because you’ll be hibernating later. Just a hypothesis but is might make sense 😉 If you take it even further, what if it could lead to us wanting to go and be alone/hibernate? This could be part of the reason for anxiety.

About that Kiwi Chia Jam Though

It’s jam. Of course it is delicious.

Ingredients:

8 oz (about two cups) Kiwis

1/4 Cup Erythitrol, powdered

2 T Chia Seeds

1/4 Cup Water

To Create:

   1.   Chop the kiwis into small shapes. The larger the shapes the more chunky the jam will be.  For kiwis I found it easiest to slice them into rings and then peel the skin off.

Cut Kiwis

   2.   Grind your sugar in a spice grinder until powdered

Spice Grind

   3.    Coat kiwis with powdered sweetener and mix together.

Powdered Kiwis

   4.   Let release juices for about 5 minutes.

   5.   Mash kiwis with the back of a fork or go to war with a spoon. Let come to a boil.

Spoon Mash

   6.   Let the jam boil for about 7 minutes to let it thicken.

          (Imagine pictures for the following steps)

   7. Add 2 T of Chia seeds and stir for 1-2 minutes.

   8.   Remove from the heat and let cool for about fifteen minutes.

Final Kiwi Chia Jam

1.2 Net Carbs per Tablespoon

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Melting Coffee Gomptail: Flask Ready

Only healthy recipes my mind says. Only give humanity and your eye swankers foods and liquids that will invigorate their minds and give them back mental control. 

What if health fucks around and lies to us about what it is all the blisslong day?

Halfly I’m a health goddess that cares deeply for all human minds and bodies. I’m also a fairy rebel that trips on chaos and lands in bliss bubbles that melt as they float.

So what do fairies drink when they want mind soaking blissgasms?

Oh, what about the blissfuck of car bombs? That stimulant downing. Those mind dropping mouthgasms that struggle you right back up.

I’m sure I’ll have cancer by tomorrow, but breathing can have those side affects.

Combining caffeine and alcohol is very very bad. It makes you very naughty and here is the article for why not to drink this. Basically, humans will stay up and drink longer and it dehydrates you like a pump stuck in your water parts. So if you drink water and have a fuzzy blanket all will be well.

Gomp Me

The Taste:

Like flowers burning and melting on your tongue. The flavors actually change from beginning to end from earthy to bright and then ends in a combination. Don’t you just have to know what coffee melting tastes like?

Can also be flasked.

Bombgredients:

1 Shot Gin (Gompers is best)

1/2 Cup Cold Brew Coffee (or regular coffee)

For Chocolate Dusting:

Spray glass with coconut spray and dust chocolate over. You could add coconut sugar to cut the bitter. I recommend taking it black like a beast human.

Melting coffee final

The mindchuckle is this recipe is actually FODMAP friendly(have you heard about gluten free being scientifically discounted? It’s the FODMAPS our bodies don’t accept. It is also sugar free, dairy free, nut free, gluten free (to care or not to care now?), fat free, low carb, keto friendly, paleo friendly, and primal friendly. Yet it could totally kill you. Enjoy.