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Chocolate Lemon Whipping Cream

When first beginning my low carb journey I feared the fats.

My brain was told low fat was the healthy choice and I should eat veggies low in calories with sides of fries I would dip into loaded potatoes. Sometimes I would put those bites on crackers. Carb loaded carbs I crunched into my soul.

I never enjoyed milk.

People kept pouring milk into my body, but it was never accepted into the tasty foods category of my nutrient centers. Milk went straight down the rejection digestion hole. It tasted like flavored water with some texture swirled in. Ick. I ate cereal dry except for frosted flakes.  Those would get milk poured on their tops and then I’d eat the flakes out, pour another crunchy sweet bowl, eat the flakes again, and then drink the finally delicious flavored milk. Chocolate could also work to make it nommy. Basically, I enjoyed the flavors put into the milk and then the texture enough to enjoy milk. Chocolate raspberry milk anyone?

Don’t worry. I’ll make a healthy swirl of that mind deliciousgasm soon.

My parents tended to get the low fat foods because they were told it was the healthy way to raise wee children. All I liked was cottage cheese in the low fat regard, or some yogurts with berries mixed in. I needed flavors to get trapped within.

What the low fat tycoons do is suck out the fat from foods and add sugar.

The low fat movement would have never survived if they just sucked out the fat because it tastes horrid. They added sugar and addicted America. Woo. If you do not believe such words try going off of sugar for a week and feel the withdrawals.

Your body craves fat as a nutrient source. To get control back of your body and mind this has to be accepted.

Once your body knows fats it will mouthbliss out on them. The body knows what it needs, but if you keep putting odd things in it will adapt. The human body is incredible like that. You will crave what you’ve been putting inside yourself because that is what your body knows.

Time to retrain your mind and body into blissing food connections.

Here. I even made a song for you about it. I promise no viruses. I’m just taking you to Soundcloud.

Heavily Creamed Lemon Treat Ingredients

The Recipe of Blissgasming Cream:

I drank heavy cream straight for a while before wanting to bliss it up. The fat became incredible to my body and mind to where it soaked me in mouthgasms at the slightest creamy touch. Eventually I wanted to lace it with more drenched soaking moments. I squeezed in lemon juice and shaved some dark chocolate on top. I did this for weeks and one time I added too much lemon juice and decided to mouthbliss it into me anyways.

Oh my. It hardened into creamed fluff. I know that sounds contradicting but that is how incredible this treat is.

It is blissschaos being held.

Mouthblisses Needed:

     3/4 Cup Heavy Cream (organic or if you’re lucky grassfed. Supernatural is my favored brand for all things cow cream)

    Half the Squeezed Juices of  a Lemon. Get this thing to avoid seeds.

    90% Chocolates Bar, about a tablespoon but up to your desires.

To Create Mindbliss:

   1.  Squeeze the Lemon’s Juice into the Cream

   2.  Let sit for a Minute for the Lemon to Soak and harden the Cream

  3.  Shave or Chop Chocolate and Dress

  4.  Feel with Taste the Mouthgasms.

Heavily Creamed Lemon Treat

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Tiger Fig Chia Seed Jam

Tiger Fig Chia Seed Jam

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I was blissing out at Trader Joe’s when I found Tiger Figs.

I figured them to be high carb fruitscraggles, but they’re surprisingly low in carbs. 5.61 net carbs per fig. I immediately popped one in my mouth hole upon returning home. Mindgasming bliss. These figs are a taste I’ve never known. My life story could have three pages written just on this flavor and mind capturement.

After eating three my compulsion to eat more was capturing and I had to think of a way to spread the tiger figs out. They also needed some preserving because a couple were already softening. Jam seemed a worthy solution.

I knew Craig had posted a low carb jam recipe before and a quick Google search pulled it up. He made a strawberry chia seed jam and said you could substitute any fruit. How blissing easy.

No lying bias, this is the best jam I’ve ever had. Make it and mindgasm then mouthgasm.

Figs are mind bursting in anti-oxidants and brain juices. These livened me within and I’m sure they’ll do the same with you. Make sure to nom one raw.

In raw form these fruits really mindburst while as a jam there are sweetly warm tones your mouth can’t go living without.

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Tiger Fig Chia Seed Jam Ingredients:

8 oz (about two cups) Tiger Figs

1/4 cup Erythitrol, powdered (or choice of sweetener)

2 T Chia Seeds

1/4 Cup Water

To Create:

   1. Chop the tiger figs into small shapes. The larger the shapes the more chunky the jam will be. If you fear the chunks make smaller or maybe blend. Add these to a saucepan.

Tiger Figs

   2. Grind your sugar in a spice grinder until fluffy then coat the figs.

Powdered Figs   3. Mix the powdered sugar and figs together and turn the heat to medium. Let sit for about three minutes for figs to release their juices.

Heat the Figs   4. Mash the figs with a fork and let the mixture come to a boil.

5. Let boil for about five minutes with occasional stirs. The mixture will thicken.

Jammed

6. Add chia seeds and water to jam then stir for 1-2 minutes.

7. Remove from heat and let cool 15 minutes. The jam is then ready to serve or store.

Tig Fig Chia Jam

Nutrition: Wields 2 Cups of Jam. Serving Size: 1 Tbsp

Total Carb: 3.25 Net Carbs: 2.625 Total Fat: 0 Protein: 2g

Nutrients: High in Iron, Magnesium, Copper, Vitamin B6 and Calcium

How to Roast Garlic

Garlic Ready to be Roasted
Garlic Ready to be Roasted

There is immense need for your mouth to have this taste and texture inside it.

I feared it for about a year, thinking it too complicated, and now realize I was a bit mad. Fine full fledged mad because this is as easy as using protection, heating it through and just letting the pleasure come from within.

How Roast Garlic

Ingredients:

Olive Oil (go for quality oil, EVOO does not necessarily mean it is healthy)

Head of Garilic (or more)

Foil

Oven

Directions:

1) Remove outer skin shells

2) Cut tiny layer off the top of the garlic head, just enough to expose its luscious wonders

3) Drizzle a bit of oil over head and rub in

4) Wrap head in foil

5) Bake in oven at 400 for 30-35 minutes or until it has gone soft

6) Let cool then try a piece all on its own

Enter into salads, mayonnaise, your mouth by itself, or even make some low carb paleo friendly garlic bread 😉